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[youngestone]

This is Killian. Leave a message.

Email: shortirishking@gmail.com

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[moreweaponsthanyou]

So? I've never heard of being weird as a disqualification for being royalty! Fantasy world or not!

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[youngestone]

I'm gonna lose this argument aren't I

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[moreweaponsthanyou]

yes you are so give it up now.

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[youngestone]

I'm not giving up, I'm simply stopping this now because it's going no where

how much you wanna bet we did that before?

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[moreweaponsthanyou]

$0.

Not doing any sucker bets.

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[youngestone]

damn, there goes my free lunch

seriously though, if we did it explains pretty much everything

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[moreweaponsthanyou]

Aunt Mardis is always glad to feed someone. My mother too.

dunno. but it feels right?

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[youngestone]

not the same.

it does. so does beating the shit outta you

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[moreweaponsthanyou]

it's not like you're cooking.

you mean, you WISH you could beat the shit out of me.

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[youngestone]

still

I can totally beat the shit outta you. I just haven't really wanted to yet. remember: I work with horses

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[moreweaponsthanyou]

I'm still taller.

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[youngestone]

you are gonna abuse the hell out of that fact until and unless you become shorter than me, aren't you

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[moreweaponsthanyou]

of course; what else did you expect?

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[youngestone]

exactly that

though you're totally gonna end up shorter than me at some point, I just know it

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[moreweaponsthanyou]

how about we bet on it. the shorter one buys the taller one lunch.

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[youngestone]

deal! warning: I can't stand seafood

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[moreweaponsthanyou]

you're missing out but all the better for me. I love Japanese food.

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[youngestone]

when I was four years old my uncles took me to a seafood place that served whole fish

my meal stared at me

yeah no

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[moreweaponsthanyou]

I guess you don't like sashimi either. Too bad.

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[youngestone]

can you blame me though? I mean really

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[moreweaponsthanyou]

I guess not. that's just fish though. what about clams? just harmless shells.

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[youngestone]

they just taste weird

basically if it swims, I dunno why you'd want to eat it

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[moreweaponsthanyou]

good source of vitamins and tasty to boot. to each their own I guess. so if you don't like seafood, what DO you like?

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[youngestone]

everything else? couldn't be too picky growing up

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[moreweaponsthanyou]

there must be something you like better out of 'everything else' ie. do you like carrots more than potatoes?