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[youngestone]

This is Killian. Leave a message.

Email: shortirishking@gmail.com

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[youngestone]

still

I can totally beat the shit outta you. I just haven't really wanted to yet. remember: I work with horses

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[moreweaponsthanyou]

I'm still taller.

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[youngestone]

you are gonna abuse the hell out of that fact until and unless you become shorter than me, aren't you

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[moreweaponsthanyou]

of course; what else did you expect?

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[youngestone]

exactly that

though you're totally gonna end up shorter than me at some point, I just know it

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[moreweaponsthanyou]

how about we bet on it. the shorter one buys the taller one lunch.

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[youngestone]

deal! warning: I can't stand seafood

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[moreweaponsthanyou]

you're missing out but all the better for me. I love Japanese food.

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[youngestone]

when I was four years old my uncles took me to a seafood place that served whole fish

my meal stared at me

yeah no

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[moreweaponsthanyou]

I guess you don't like sashimi either. Too bad.

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[youngestone]

can you blame me though? I mean really

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[moreweaponsthanyou]

I guess not. that's just fish though. what about clams? just harmless shells.

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[youngestone]

they just taste weird

basically if it swims, I dunno why you'd want to eat it

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[moreweaponsthanyou]

good source of vitamins and tasty to boot. to each their own I guess. so if you don't like seafood, what DO you like?

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[youngestone]

everything else? couldn't be too picky growing up

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[moreweaponsthanyou]

there must be something you like better out of 'everything else' ie. do you like carrots more than potatoes?

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[youngestone]

....dude okay there are some Irish stereotypes that occasionally are true

look at the people I grew up with

and think about that question for a second

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[moreweaponsthanyou]

i was trying not to assume anything, you little shit. fine I'm putting down potatoes as your favourite for EVERYTHING ELSE NOT SEAFOOD.

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[youngestone]

WHAT

dude relax! geez

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[moreweaponsthanyou]

sorry. didn't mean to snap at you.

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[youngestone]

bad day?

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[moreweaponsthanyou]

yeah. kind of.

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[youngestone]

sorry, man. anyway I can help? beyond being a human punching bag?

(unless that's seriously all you can think of to help then sure, you can try to kick my ass)

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[moreweaponsthanyou]

nah, it's fine. I'll probably take the dogs out for an extra long walk or something. they're always good at making things better.

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[youngestone]

also good at running me over

every time they see me

seriously what is it with your side and giant things