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[youngestone]

This is Killian. Leave a message.

Email: shortirishking@gmail.com

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[youngestone]

can you blame me though? I mean really

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[moreweaponsthanyou]

I guess not. that's just fish though. what about clams? just harmless shells.

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[youngestone]

they just taste weird

basically if it swims, I dunno why you'd want to eat it

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[moreweaponsthanyou]

good source of vitamins and tasty to boot. to each their own I guess. so if you don't like seafood, what DO you like?

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[youngestone]

everything else? couldn't be too picky growing up

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[moreweaponsthanyou]

there must be something you like better out of 'everything else' ie. do you like carrots more than potatoes?

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[youngestone]

....dude okay there are some Irish stereotypes that occasionally are true

look at the people I grew up with

and think about that question for a second

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[moreweaponsthanyou]

i was trying not to assume anything, you little shit. fine I'm putting down potatoes as your favourite for EVERYTHING ELSE NOT SEAFOOD.

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[youngestone]

WHAT

dude relax! geez

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[moreweaponsthanyou]

sorry. didn't mean to snap at you.

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[youngestone]

bad day?

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[moreweaponsthanyou]

yeah. kind of.

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[youngestone]

sorry, man. anyway I can help? beyond being a human punching bag?

(unless that's seriously all you can think of to help then sure, you can try to kick my ass)

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[moreweaponsthanyou]

nah, it's fine. I'll probably take the dogs out for an extra long walk or something. they're always good at making things better.

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[youngestone]

also good at running me over

every time they see me

seriously what is it with your side and giant things

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[moreweaponsthanyou]

they like you. that's just the way they show their love.

my family's got a tibetian mastiff back home, just as big. can you imagine us with a small yappy lapdogs?

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[youngestone]

yes

it;s hilarious XD

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[moreweaponsthanyou]

and this is why we get used to being jumped on by big and heavy dogs. lap dogs are ridiculous, the ones that fit in purses even more so.

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[youngestone]

I dunno, some breeds are pretty okay.

and there's "big" dogs and "fucking giants". you guys have a newfoundland. that's in the last category.

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[moreweaponsthanyou]

it's not like they're vicious or anything. uncle's got them well trained and they're really friendly. I remember falling asleep on them when I was a kid during family gatherings. the twins have taken over that part these days.

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[youngestone]

no I know! I like them and totally want to use the non-newfoundland as a pillow one day

they're just effing huge.

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[moreweaponsthanyou]

some things are better huge.

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[youngestone]

that's what she said

(I regret nothing)

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[moreweaponsthanyou]

(that's awful)

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[youngestone]

(dude you opened that door, I just walked in it)